Are you a truly awful, yet honest person who enjoys working out, without the performative plunging of your testicular area into buckets of ice before 5am daily?

Then these garments are made for you.

Brian - Unisex Hoodie. Are you neurodivergent or just a bit shit at life? Getting your brain in order can’t possibly happen without first telling everyone it’s Brian, wearing this hoodie.

£30.00 GBP
£30.00 GBP
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Get off your R's - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee: If you’re struggling to get off the seductive padding of your derriere, best do it wearing this t shirt.

£23.50 GBP
£23.50 GBP

Pilates Erect - Unisex organic cotton t-shirt: Are you a cute pilates girl who is not just a little disappointed with life, and the men in it? Let dudes know with this t shirt.

£20.50 GBP
£20.50 GBP

Who are red rags for?

Are you a truly awful, yet honest person who enjoys working out, without the performative plunging of your testicular area into buckets of ice before 5am daily?

Then these garments were made for you. 

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Who is Red Rehabilitation

Founder Scarlett Roberts is an ex ballet dancer, exercise physiologist and ex prisoner. Occasional humour enthusiast and sausage dog botherer.

She frequently got banned from social media for calling fat people fat, so now she writes the things no-one wants to hear on t-shirts whilst doing her job “professionally.”

Click here to see the professional side.